by
astronut
@ Friday, Mar. 24, 2006 - 10:52:09 am
Article appearing in 'Astronut Times' today:
Are you addicted to blogging? Web logging is the growing craze among people through out the whole world. All you need is access to the internet and you are only limited by your imagination. Motivations for blogging can be very varied, from talking about your life your pets and children, to making a political statement, or just ranting on about nothing, which I suspect I do but it seems important to me anyway. But just how safe is blogging. When does blogging turn from a harmless outlet for your passions, into an out of control monster which takes over your life. To find out where you stand with blogging, simply take this short and easy quiz, add up the scores at the end and read the verdict. And don't forget, no cheating by looking at the score system first!
1) How many hours a day do you spend blogging or looking at other peoples blogs?
a: 2 hours; b: 5 hours; or c: 24 hours, plus weekends.
2) You have just posted a blog and notice that after an hour, nobody has yet commented on it. Do you:
a: Check again later in the day; b: Write another blog which you think may be a bit more interesting; or
c: Go ballistic, shout at the computer, invite 50 more friends into your blogging circle, and write a few comments to your own blog.
3) You are just about to go to work when you realise that you haven't written a blog that day yet. Do you:
a: Be philosophical and think, it doesn't really matter in the scheme of things, I'll just write one this evening if the kids don't want me to play football that is;
b: Write the blog, end up being late for work and get another written warning; or
c: phone your boss, tell him that you have just been involved in a multiple car crash and you will need the next six weeks off. Then you can really get stuck into the blogs.
4) Your partner has just invited you upstairs for a bit of fun. Do you:
a: Go straight away; b: Finish off your current blog; or
c: Take your lap top with you.
5) Your boss has just asked you to write an urgent report on the latest sales figures. Do you:
a: Make it a priority; b; Put it off and do some secret blogging on your works computer in works time; or
c: Tell your boss that you are going to blog the report and he'll have to look it up on the internet when you have finished, sometime next quarter when you have finished your other blogs.
6) Your really important and funny blogs have not make it into the top blogs yet. Do you:
a: Think philosophically about and think it doesn't really matter, it's the taking part that counts;
b: Spend the next few hours adding a hundred comments to your own blog; or c: Fly into a rage, kick the computer, hit the monitor with a hammer and fall into a deep depression.
7) What demeanour do you have when you are sat at your computer blogging?
a: You type calmly and deliberately; b: You type in fits and starts, speeding up, slowing down and you sweat profusely; or c: You type at full speed without a break, alternately crying, laughing and cackling insanely.
8) You are blogging when you suddenly realise you need to pass a motion. Do you:
a) Go straight away, you needed to take a break and stretch your legs anyway; b: Keep blogging and hold on till it hurts; or c: Go in a bucket which you put next to the computer for that purpose.
9) How many friends in the real world have you got since you started blogging? a: 20; b: 3; c: Just the cat.
10) Have you ever blogged a silly questionnaire like this one to try and make people laugh?
a: No; b: No; c; yes.
And now for the scores. For every 'a' give yourself one point; for every 'b' give yourself two points; and for every 'c' give yourself 3 points. And now for the verdict:
10 - 15 points: You use blogging as a healthy outlet, and it is merely part of a balanced life including family, friends, work etc.
15 - 24 points: Be careful now, perhaps you are getting a bit too keen. Take a holiday, not near a cyber cafe.
25 - 30 points: Turn off your computer now. Go and see your doctor.
Astronut.